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The End of ze pie

Hokay so here's a pie. Bakin'. Dang, dat is one sweet pie you might say.WRONG!The pie's got the layers molding, the odors leaving [poo you], spoons crashing into the pie, the oven exploding..we're basically gonna eat ourselves full...

Basically we got toppings,crusts, top layer, inner layer, fillings, bottom layer, and the pan.It's got about 2600 more toxins than anything else in the pie..whatever..one day it decides it wants to blow those crusty son of crusts up so they fire their pies. Then the crusts are like

"AHH WHO THE HECK IS FIRING PIES AT US?! OH WELL..FIRE OUR PIES!!"

And de inner layer is like

"No! Guys! Pies are flying everywhere! FIRE OUR PIES!"

"But I am le tired..."

"Then have a nap..THEN FIRE OUR PIES"

Then de fillings are like..

"It's about time chaps."

"Righto."

And de top layers are like dead from being blown up so much and..the pan is like..

"PIE, PIE WE'RE DUMB METAL!"

And all de way down under is de bottom layer..

WTF, mate.

So we gots pies flying everywhere all over de place and we're destroying the overall pie.

Meanwhile de neighboring pie is like "poo you" and de spoons aren't bothering to hit the pie..

And the bottom layer is like "wtf mate?" ..but they'll die soon..stupid bottom layer..

Meanwhile..before we decides to blow ourselves up..we seasonings can go hang with the sesame seeds..the flavors can come too."

ZE END!!!!

The Great Ring of Power!!!

Why hello there, Billy..whatcha got there? A magic ring have you? You don't know?! Well put it to a flame Billy..don't worry..it's quite cool.

It looks like you have the One Ring. Remember Billy, with the Great Ring comes Great Responsibility.

With these steps, you can care for your Ring of Power!

Steps:

Clean your ring regularly..you don't want your ring to be dirty..do you Billy?
Second, never put on your ring for wring wraiths will come and stab you with knives. Pointy knives. That burn witha thousand evils!!
Finally, NEVER tie your ring to hobbits and lower them into the fires of MOUNT DOOM!!

With these three easy steps you can make the most of your R-

Wait a minute..WHERE'S BILLY?! UH OH BILLY!!!